- Where a pizza delivery reaches your home faster than an ambulance or the police
- Where you get a car loan @ 5% and an education loan @ 12%,
- Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but a sim card is free
- Where a millionaire buys a cricket team but donates nothing to any charity
- Where the footwear we wear are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but vegetables that we eat are sold on the footpath
- Where everybody wants to be rich and famous but nobody wants to make the effort necessary to be rich and famous
- Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish-washing liquids with real lemon.
- Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu, 2 chaii laao....."
Mera Bharat Mahaan :)