It might have been a different kind of holiday if I had this guide book (pdf file) when I was visiting Vienna last year!
The guide helps with ordering Austrian cuisine, flirting with the locals, and other tourist situations like 'going out in style' and 'the next morning'
Here are some examples, and no, I swear am NOT making these up:
“Another gherkin for me, please…”
“We’re real party animals out on the town!”
“Your body is so hot it makes me crazy!”
“Greetings, hot kitten!”
“Are you crazy? Are you blind? Can’t you hear?”
“I’m getting totally wasted!”
And the ultimate steamy pickup line: “I HAVE THE RUNS!”
(Oddly Enough)
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