Sunday, June 01, 2008

I have a few questions ...

  • Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
  • If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
  • Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
  • If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
  • If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  • Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?
  • What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  • Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
  • As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'

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