Sunday, May 18, 2008

Crabs ...

A man boarded an airplane in Baltimore with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Of course this irritated the flight attendant, but she told the passenger not to worry and everything would be just fine.

Shortly before landing in Atlanta she announced to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them herself!

(I like stories with a happy ending)

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